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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 118 points 1 day ago (7 children)

If you try "openers" on women walking into elevators like a captive audience you deserve to die in a fire

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I was thinking... I dont talk to people in elevators unless they talk to me and then it is very, very brief.

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Counter point:
I always liked this elevator. It picks me up when I'm down.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Counter counterpoint:
Unfortunately it always brings me down when I'm up.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 points 22 hours ago

In a fancy hotel, a boy got on and told the elevator operator that he was staying on the top floor. When the doors opened the operator said "Your floor, son." The boy asked why he called him son, and the operator replied, "Well, didn't I bring you up?"

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

Got it to move sideways. When I passed out drunk.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

Oh, the dad's gambit.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Did you ever consider thinking something is gross without wishing a painful death on the perpetrator?

Edit: of course they didn't. Being a zealot who wants to kill their "enemies" is fine and also very worthy of many upvotes. Of course I'm evil for pointing out how fucked this is.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 0 points 23 hours ago

Letting them live is how we get Trump, fire is much better

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A captive audience for 15 seconds at which point they have a built-in reason to leave though

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

That's 15 seconds too long. You're not entitled to annoy people just because they'll be able to leave soon.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's a faulty arguments, people are also not entitled to not be annoyed by the mere existence of others choosing to live their lives in a way that doesn't actually hurt anyone.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

So if I scream in your face for the duration of the ride on an elevator that's perfectly fine because I'm not actually physically hurting you?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

I think blanket ruling that "trying openers" is "annoying people" is invalid. Yeah, it might be annoying most of the time, but so are a lot of interactions. If you follow that road you'd end up with anyone who talks to someone ever deserving to die in a fire which I think is unreasonable.

If the worst thing that happens because you shoot your shot is you annoy someone for 15 seconds, then whatever. Take no for an answer is all I ask.

[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

my new go to when people show up at my door selling shit (especially religion)

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

Unless the guy in and pushed the same floor button as you.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 1 day ago

but where else am i going to meet someone

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

the only opener allowed is the open door button