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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon owns a gym (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@no.lastname.nz to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You do realise treadmills aren't just a US thing, right?

And bad weather is also a thing, right?

Treadmills are used everywhere, my confused American friend.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 6 points 2 days ago

No, they don’t. Because they’ve never left America once. They just like to sit in their shit and ask why it smells.