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Also, on a treadmill or stationary bike, if you get tired or just ain’t feeling it, you’re not 3 miles away from your house or car when you stop.
Sure you can run or bike outside but if you’re a few miles in and get hurt or too tired, you’re walking back.
Friend of mine fell off his bike and broke his shoulder; walked the bike nine miles back home. I said, “WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL ME??! I would have come and gotten you!”
“I didn’t have my phone.” 🙄🙄🙄