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I expect to live long enough to see "smart" toilet paper that wants you to rate your wipe.
Let alone, "smart" toilet paper that starts charging you more and more while you're sitting on the can and needing to wipe...
2040: Supreme Court upholds industry assertion that users don't "own" their TP. Nation's capital braces for planned Million Butt March.
It's the one product that gets the same review high or low. "Would smear with shit again."
I hate when they change the UI with every release
Really very shitty, 5 stars