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[โ€“] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  1. When they get out of the house and you're screaming their name out on the street, a human name sounds like some terrible drama.

"Kelly! Kelly, come back! Come here, girl! Kelly, where are you? Kelly, I've got treats!"