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I had to pry [Jennifer] out from between the couch cushions where she wedged herself the other day
(True story about our ball python)
Haha, I specifically bought a couch with removable cushions because of this.
Username checks out, I guess, though I'm not sure how you're typing this or how you paid for the couch.
I'm typing on my nice mechanical keyboard, as is standard for software developers.
Although getting new gigs has been hard recently. Potential employers always look so disappointed when I show up to job interviews.