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Jake likes to get tucked in at night (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I suggest: "my Boss"

My boss keeps shitting in my neighbor's garden.
My boss keeps scaring the neighbor's dog. Poor thing crosses the street when it sees him.
My boss ate my neighbor's canary. My boss got stuck up a tree and the fire department had to get him down.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Tomorrow I'm taking My boss to have him neutered.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

On the other hand, Dick is a legit name.

"My little Dick keep puking on the floor."

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 7 points 3 days ago

While I know it is, I am constantly surprised about it being a name