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[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I told Justin if he didn't behave, he'd have to sleep in the garage again. He's only four, but he has to learn.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Billy took to pissing all over the walls, so we had to have him killed.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be humane... say "euthanized"

Eh, better eu than I, Zed.