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Anon drinks too much milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (4 children)

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You will drink ze bug milk

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

blocked

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Milk racism

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why? Scared of roach milk?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you fantasize about the roach bars from Snowpiercer?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

I mean, if you crush a whole cow, I'm sure that would taste odd versus the separated parts.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

because i come here for a good time, and roach milk is not my definition of a good time

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

Finding the right tweezers to milk them is quite hard, though

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

No such thing