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Anon drinks too much milk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How tf do you hide milk

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago

Cheese, butter, yogurt, etc...

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

In the clothes dryer. Duh.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Drink it