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Life hack: Don't place it in the center of the turn table.
Because of the way the microwaves propagate in the oven, there are "hot spots" and "cold spots" inside. That's why there is a turn table so your food moves around and gets heated more evenly. But the center of the turn table always stays in the same spot.
Mic tip #2: Instead of cooking the food at 5MW for 0.0234 seconds consider turning down da powa and leaving it on for longer.
The rays don’t penetrate deep into the food and cooking it longer will let the outside warm the inside.
Most microwaves don't actually turn down the power; they just cycle on and off. So at 50% power, it's actually running full blast, but turning off every x seconds.
It's more effective to just pause and stir it half way.
at this point you might as well use a real oven.
It's important knowledge for reheating leftovers. Reheating a plate of food for 30 seconds on high results in the outside being hot but the middle cold. Reheating for three minutes at 50% results in a perfectly heated meal.
It also helps prevent temperature-sensitive ingredients from overheating. Reheated pizza tends to be extremely greasy if you throw it in on high because the cheese breaks long before the crust gets warmed through, but the low cost of an extra minute or two will give you pizza that's nearly as good as when it was fresh.
Life hack: Use an air fryer whenever you can instead of the microwave.
Heck, I use mine to toast bread now.
Why don’t they make random orbital microwaves then?
why don't they design microwaves so the center isn't a cold spot, tho
They do, there's a spinning stirrer that disturbs the standing waves
Physics : it's stationary waves