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ngl I think orange juice coffee is pretty good

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[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I have done that with beer. I never get the same beer twice, I always get a variety.

Protip: pistachio beer tastes like sadness.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My experience with pistachio beer was mild horror. Like being unsure where you left your keys and taking more than a minute to find them.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

What do you mean? That would be blazing fast for my wife. Should she try the beer to get this speed?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you havent had Indeed's pistachio ale then. heavenly flavor

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god that the exact shit I mean. The flavor of sadness and despair.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you must be going through some shit then damn

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah! I definitely went through some shit when I had that beer. Most of that shit being defined by phrases such as: Why did I buy this garbo? Who make this garbo? What were they smoking when they made this garbo? Can I buy an ounce of what they were smoking, because it must be some goooood shit. Also, I need to get the taste of pistachio beer out of my mouth, and smoking on that good stuff will definitely help.

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

pistachio beer

Who the fuck had the audacity to disrespect pistachios like this? I still can't forgive dairy companies for pistachio ice cream, but now the alcohol industry has drawn my ire

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm generally the same. I live in a region of America with a bustling craft beer scene. I don't think I could try all the different brews around here if I tried.

There are some exceptions. I.e., Heady Topper...I don't think it's really all that great of a beer, tbh. It's good, don't get me wrong, but I don't think it's worthy of all the hype that it gets...but damn if that hype doesn't make me want to order it whenever I see it actually on a menu.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t know. Indeed makes a fair Pistachio Ale.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When a tire company can't sell tires, it makes up a restaurant review system to get people to drive more.

Is the jobs market really that bad that Indeed has turned to brewing?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you're talking about Indeed in Minneapolis, that is a brewery I should like but find it quite bleh.