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Palmer Luckey should be doped with laxatives. Every single day.
And warfarin at the same time. That way, when he starts bleeding from irritation due to unstoppable bowel movements, it won't ever stop : it's now a race between dehydration and loss of blood.
Let them make their prediction bets on kalshi or whatever.
And ricin and cyanide just to ensure that we 'get the job done' definitely.
Damn you have ball knowledge about poison