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[โ€“] SmokeInFog@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was about a centimeter away from biting

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I triple checked that this was the onion.