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Man discovers his parents’ coffee machine used 1TB of data in 10 days (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/enshittification@lemmy.world/p/1887579/man-discovers-his-parents-coffee-machine-used-1tb-of-data-in-10-days

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[–] scrodumb@lemmy.ca 69 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Why give it the wifi password on the first place?

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Probably a "smart" coffee maker.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 91 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The S in IoT stands for security.

[–] DamnianWayne@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

There’s no S in IoT?

[–] SociallyAwkwardLinux@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Woosh.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

You spelled loofah wrong

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Exactly.

[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Like I say about smartphones, they are only smart when conpared to the users...

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I love it when someone tries to make a snide comment, calling other people stupid, and makes a flagrant spelling error.

[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I love smartasses... Same principle.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Will you make out with mine? I like tongue in my smart ass

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Just put on there it connects to the internet to get the freshest electrons for your coffee and boomers will give it WiFi, their credit card number and one quarter of their children's inheritance

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

It’ll even reverse your mortgage, which Tom Selleck approves!

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 points 3 weeks ago

My coffee machine buys the beans by itself whenever it runs low! One less thing for me to worry about - Some boomer with Amazon prime same day delivery

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

It is considered rude to not give guests the password I beleive.

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

so you can make coffee from anywhere in the world, and for firmware updates and to get the latest brew styles.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

You're trying to hook up, y'know? These things happen at a certain point in a boys life.