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I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3308/
The "juice" bit? You say something has more "juice" if it's more volatile, e.g., explodes.
In case you aren't joking, it's written in the post here :