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Our Solar System Is Terminally Unstable and Will Be Completely Destroyed, Study Finds (www.404media.co)

submitted 1 week ago by heliotrope@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] bampop@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nope. One more downgrade like that and the collapse of the solar system will be 88 billion years in the past. It'll collapse before it even formed, and none of this mess will have happened in the first place. Come to think of it, that doesn't sound so bad. Since it precedes the big bang, that might help with damage limitation.

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 week ago

I can get behind Accelerationism if it means we cause an integer overflow