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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you think American English is bad, you should see British English.

And before any Brits get their pabties in a twist: no, all the unnecessary additions of "u" aren't original. You all did that after the American Revolution. You collectively had such a temper tantrum over losing a colony that you butchered your own language. Congratulations.