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[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you shingled my house with deep black, I'd call for your removal.

I live in NM, and you'd turn my house into an oven.

Fortunately, my HOA has no restrictions on shingle colors. I chose the whitest once I could get. My HOA is decent, mostly they just deal with the landscape company, and keep people from trashing their own yards. I haven't raked leaves or mowed a lawn in nearly 30 years. My front yard always looks good.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It’s good that I’m in Portland where it doesn’t roast. And if you call for my removal, I’d gladly step aside. Means you’d be the president then. I was drafted into this role against my will, and so would you be.

But these are townhomes, not stand-alone houses. The three houses in the confines of the neighborhood pay enough money to maintain the street they’re on, but they’re excluded from roofing and painting costs.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

nods
The Santa Clause rules

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was drafted into this role against my will

JFC

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Basically, if I didn’t accept the position, the HOA would enter into a receivership and everyone’s fees would have to go up, to cover the cost of administration.

So I stepped up.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

<<HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!>>