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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 119 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Anyone remember Erin for Esurance? There's a reason you don't see her anymore...

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait… I haven’t seen it. Can someone post it. For research purposes.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

It's too late, we've already seen everything...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard he fucks girls in some place very uncomfortable...

[–] GnerphBaht@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Lol I'm glad someone got this 30+ year old joke

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Okay but she's actually drawn attractive and sexy. This is a fucking sheep.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago

*fuckable sheep

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sheep is also, allegedly, drawn attractively and sexy

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"It'd take like 3 guys to fuck a~~n~~ ~~ostritch~~ sheep"

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

A sheep with freaking eyeliner.

They know what they did.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because advertising operates in fads?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Not at all. She became the target of many rule 34 posts. Enough that the company pulled her from advertising.