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How would you turn it back on? It seems like you're just talking abstractly about suicide.
God how amazing it would be to have a sleep switch.
Do you remember deciding to wake up this morning? Just do that
Since I'd be in a world where a sleep switch exists I'd expect a built in alarm system would exist with it as well.
Alarm broke