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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 30 points 2 days ago

Good ol' Circadian Arrhythmia

Sleep 10 minutes? Rested up and refreshed to start the day.

Sleep 10 hours? Dead tired and need an IV of caffeine to function.

Worn out after a long day? Lay down & BOOM! you have the energy of a 5 year old full of Halloween candy and Red Bull.