this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2026
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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 70 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude probably had to help his grandparents on the farm all day and was hyped and tired AF. Instant off switch.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Plus, 9:30 at night isn’t that early for most 10 year olds