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On which body in the solar system could humans run the fastest? I'd imagine low gravity and less atmosphere would help, but if you ran faster than escape velocity you'd fly off an asteroid.
Earth. Humans usually die on the other ones.
On the contrary. Earth is the only planet anyone ever died on.
Well you got me there
Probably a good physics question, but might have to define "running" more than we generally do. I'd imagine that with super low gravity and minimal atmosphere, the fastest thing would be to have cleats on the toes of your shoes and essentially jump with a shallow angle to the ground and basically fly until you sink enough to do it again.
I think there are benefits and drawbacks to different gravity to earth. As you say, less atmosphere would help with air resistance, but they'd be in contact with the ground less often too and therefore have less opportunity to give themself forward momentum.
We also have to think about breathability of the atmosphere. If they need to wear some gear in order to breathe, that will slow them down
On balance, I think the boring answer of earth seems like the correct one
Top performing sprinters accelerate faster that 1g, so slightly increasing the gravity would probably make them faster on very short distances.
For long distances it would probably be some low gravity jumping limited by the relative speed between foot and torso that you can create before touching the ground and decelerate before overextending the leg.