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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It’s a Miraculous Cure-All (futurism.com)

submitted 4 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The power of AI.

Long story short, AI initially pushed back on the ridiculous idea that drinking your own piss was a cure all, then these users figured out that adding words like ‘esoteric’ to their prompts let them direct AI to tell them what they wanted to hear.

Tbh article was too gross for me to finish. That’s all you get from me for a summary.

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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 45 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Hospitals where the nurses just piss on ya

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 36 points 3 days ago

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each otha?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

These are very serious medical conditions.

“Nurse, go piss on those heart valves” etc

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Pleased ta meetcha!

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You ever drank baileys from a shoe?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Do ya like watta collas?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't rightly know, sir

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Ya eva drink baileys out of a shoe?

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's probably some Japanese film about it out there.

[–] yukichigai@kbin.earth 5 points 3 days ago

Japanese, German, American, British....

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, I am very sick, I need to go to this hospital... for research purposes only.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 days ago

Nurse, this patient has pneumonia and must get 500 ccs of of that liquid gold onto the lungs STAT! Use the intubation thingy!

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I mean... I've seen jav where it happened, but I didn't take it as medical advice...