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Anon was a cub scout (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Everybody in scouting knows you don't wait until it gets dark to collect your firewood or pitch your tent.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago

I can't tell you how many times I did both of those though. Never by plan of course, but it happened

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

Everyone knows you shouldn't, but sometimes you have to. Sometimes you don't get to your camp site until dark, and you just have to make do.

It doesn't sound like that's what happened in this story though, assuming it's true at all (it isn't).