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We Need to Talk About Weaponized Pooping (media.piefed.world)
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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm generally not the type to start or escalate confrontations in a relationship, but if my SO told me I needed to poop faster I would tell them to fuck right off. Equity is a great goal in general but if you're thinking about it to the point that you're timing my bowel movements then you've completely lost the plot.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think what it's referring to is going to the toilet for hours, with your phone. And from a health perspective, it shouldn't take you long to poop, my buddy you gotta look after your bumhole.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure "hours" is an exaggeration

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dunno about the article, but it is a thing