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For reasons of National Security we have to demolish the Kennedy Performing Arts Center to build the Trump Amphitheatre with amphibious assault capabilities.
Well, they both start with "amphi" so they must be related.
The Arch will feature aerial forces, the ballroom will have ground forces, and the new Amphibious Amphitheatre will house the marine forces.
Clearly these projects are a matter of national security. /s