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[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

not all of it cause there’s a lot but wow.

Googled him again just now and read more into him. That was truly a monster of a I can't even say human.

But after looking into how it went before which I never knew even happened before at a point in time but go fuckin' figure it's happened before🤦🏻‍♂️ I suppose it answers my question of how would it go forcing conscription upon prisoners serving life sentences or are on death row to be ICE Agents. 🤦🏻‍♂️ It wouldn't go well at all.