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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 199 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Good god this is absolute peak comedy

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman, especially if she's interested in you

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

what he could add is, if the beuatiful woman is more attractive than you are to be exact.

Such a great way to make them suffer. Very good idea. More please.