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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How are they going to do that when they're firing all the scientists?

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Look at this idiot who thinks scientists know anything about fighting. This is a job for soldiers, not eggheads. That's what the Space Force is for.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Give them ALL the testosterone!