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Anon posts his phone number on 4chan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fake: anon talked to another human being

gay: man flew hundreds of miles to stay at another man's house for the weekend

[–] cass1312@piefed.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did 100% think they were gonna get married until like halfway through lol.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's still time!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assume the bald one is the bear. But which one is gay?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

The bear's wife