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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's up with drinking ciders?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Some people are so deeply insecure in their sexualities that they believe the color and flavor of liquids you ingest will make you suddenly want to participate in same-gendered coitus. It’s really pathetic.

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 1 points 6 days ago

I have several friends that say "the choice of beer you drink days a lot about you"

They are all divorced, single, fat, broke.

So basically they are the peak male form and we sold all listen to them

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So a gender identity thing?

And what about wine? Hard boys only drink the strong stuff, no?

Beer? Has female hormones in it!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, it's a sexual orientation thing.

They think that liking "girly" drinks means you're gay.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

...so they really believe that fermented apple juice will make your sexual orientation "fluid"?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope, it's a binary thing to them.

Liking things that women like = being gay. They're not very complex thinkers.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

But that's pre-schooler level.

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 5 points 1 week ago

Now you're getting it.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

And that's why most of the world is fucked

[–] rindo25@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Why does this read like a Disco Elysium thought?

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dunno, depends on if it's little fat lamb, goon or expensive plonk

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

little fat lamb

Other than wine that's about the cheapest abv you can get in Oz. One of the worst countries in general I've been to for drinking on the cheap.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

We are pretty expensive for a night out, still cheaper than Sweden

[–] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I swear they invent more and more shit to be fragile about

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Some Pommy shit there mate