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Wasn't the cat immediately hit by a car or something?
Yes.
Honestly though, this smells like embezzlement or moving funds to some clandestine project.
Yeah, the money went to Katianna the cleaning lady at the embassy and the story about the $15m spy cat was to cover up how they got the information.
I'd be okay with that if true
The cleaning lady was actually a soviet honeypot named Nickloi who only slept with his targets with the lights off.
Where the cat? Oh, um, it got run over by a car.
One was. What they don't know is that the taxi was being driven by a cat who had been assigned the mission to preserve the secrecy of their own clandestine meetings.
That's the story. Which has to be at least partially bullshit.
What I remember is they tried to do a test run of whether or not it could hear two people stting and talking at a park bench.
So, they released, from the safe house on the other side of the road from the park, it started to go toward the bench, and BLAM, hit by a car.
EDIT:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty
... So... not exactly a high of certainty going on here.