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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Trail@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.