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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hasan? the guy who abused his dog with a shock collar?

democrats are going to be very upset when they find out he's just as shitty as republicans.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, the guy who isn't a perfectly perfect saint, who has never done anything remotely wrong in his entire life.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg stop it, we all have our flaws but this guy is an animal abusing piece of shit and there's no reason to know he exists. Omg he criticizes israel, literally everyone here on lemmy does that that's not a virtue.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

when the barest minimum is the highest bar, even the worst piece of shit looks like a brownie.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

sorry. I said he abused his dog, but it was the hasan that said America deserved 9/11. oh wait, that was "just a joke".

maybe it was the hasan that downplayed sexual assault crimes and blamed victims instead? bet he was joking about that too.

you know, I'm starting to think that with all the jokes hasan says he might be a clown.

edit: why all the downvotes people? are you upset because your perception of him as a great leader is being challenged or do you support his message that rape and murder is ok?

[–] Wakmrow@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I don't agree with piker on a number of things but it's an absurd claim that he shocked his dog lol