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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm guessing that's why they are so hard on AOC. She is a woman, minority, smart and attractive. They are most upset about being attracted to her.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

they made fetishiszed fantasy images of her before too.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I figured this out years ago.

So male Boomers became used to being catered to by a never ending parade of blonde Fox News hosts. Who would tell these spoiled bastards how they, the white men of the most economically priviledged generation in history, how they were the victims constantly. And how they should be outraged by that.

So the dopamine reactors of them are now wired to that. Then comes AOC. She's young, very pretty, and on the news - but she's NOT telling them that they're being discriminated against! In fact, her message is that they probably have MORE than their share.

So their brains, wired to have the horny with the outrage, basically go batshit.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

botox barbies, now mar-a-lago face.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's so hot, and she'll never fuck a troll like me, no matter how rich I am, so she needs to DIE!