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there's a similar street that they're recently changed like that in my small city. it's a 25 street. my bike only does 20 until fix the front derailleur. if i catch the front of the wave and don't have anything heavy in my basket i can usually make 4 or 5 lights in a row before i hit a red and it's glorious.