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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 14 hours ago

Yup. I used to want him to survive long enough to die in prison. Now I just want him tj fucking die. Fuck this orange turd rapist.