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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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American distilleries ‘devastated’ by collapse of trade talks as they face hundreds of millions in lost sales (www.thestar.com)
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[–] eareetator@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, they could give everyone deep discounts to increase sales and so everyone can drink enough to blackout til the end of this nightmare.

[–] clanker_victim_555@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not going to buy back Canadian customers.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

At least salvage what they can from the nightmare trying to bring back measles.