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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye.
Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.
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Every woman's profile on every dating app other than Bumble: "If we match, better say something more than hey or hello. Put in some actual effort!"
Women sending the first message on bumble: "Hey"
Also people who say "don't just write hey!" and then have absolutely no hooks in their profile.
Put a hook. Not a cliché or pickup line. Something you want them to talk to you about. You set the starting conditions. Use that advantage.
"I have an 11 inch penis. Around. Think about it."
"don't worry about the length, that's not important, definitely has nothing to do with the fact that my nickname in college was The Ultimate Frisbee"