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We're doing resumes now? (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I applied for Subway in high school. The application asked what qualities I had that made me right for the position of sandwich artist. My dad quipped "opposable thumbs," so I wrote it. I was not hired. The end.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

They only hire raccoons that have hands, but not thumbs over there.