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Miller lite is 12 fl oz, 4.2% ABV. A baseball game is typically 2.5 hours long. Assuming a 200 lbs man, and using the calculator.net BAC calculator, drinking 3-5 beers over the course of the game will leave him in the "buzz" range between 0.02% and 0.06% BAC at the end of the game.
Consuming 23 beers over the course of the game will result in a 0.38% BAC, which calculator.net helpfully describes with:
"Stupor, central nervous system depression, loss of understanding, lapses in and out of consciousness, low possibility of death"
In metric:
Miller lite is 0.355 liters, 4.2% ABV. A batball game is typically 9 kiloseconds long. Assuming a 90.71847 kg man, and using the calculator.net BAC calculator, drinking 0.3-0.5 decabeers over the course of the game will leave him in the "buzz" range between 0.02 metric% and 0.06 metric% BAC at the end of the game.
Your calculations are off. Most ballparks stop selling beer in the 8th inning.
Most only sell you 2 beers at a time too... or maybe that's just a Wisconsin thing idk i haven't been to a baseball game outside the state.
That is also true. Good point.
The calculator.net BAC calculations assume a linear reduction in BAC over time, so as long as you start drinking at the beginning of the game, and never get down to 0% before you finish drinking it works out the same under those assumptions.
Ty, I'd like for you to crunch those numbers again.
Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em, please.
1:00 min mark - https://youtu.be/jHNBKg9xI6Q
It's a website, there's no such thing as...
clicks refresh Crunch.
Whew, thank you, this was getting so confusing until that point.
Also,
Those appear to be desirable for a significant subset of US people nowadays from what I see online.
This man is 200 imperial pounds, 0 imperial ounces and 0 milligrains.
He's also spherical and frictionless, poor guy.