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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd like to apply. Where do I find one of those monsters? Is there an app?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

I can cut your balls off and make you poop in sand! deal!!

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no you just pick one using your own eldritch methods and show up in their house. theyll probably offer you a yummy snack at least, and if they let you sleep there theyre yours.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not very good at that eldritch stuff.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Ask the old witch woman down on Baker St to help.