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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye.
Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.
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Same rules in the Lindt factory! You're always allowed to eat as much chocolate as you like, the only limit is how much you can physically stomach.
I didn't even work there, I just lived close enough to smell it every morning in like 2018. My chocolate consumption drastically plummeted and still hasn't recovered lol
Same thing at the Goodyear factory! The rule was, you can eat as many tires as you want as long as you get your work done, but the whole place smelled so much like melted rubber that hardly anyone took advantage of it.
There was a variation of this rule at Willy Wonka's factory. You could eat whatever you wanted, but then you had to eat as much as Willy wanted you to eat.
I was at a factory tour at ferrero with my school class 17 years ago. The smell was so bad that i still wont touch chocolate with very few exceptions today. Sometimes a piece with 95%+ cocoa is fine but i just cannot eat/enjoy the sweet milk chocolate anymore.