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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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Leg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time. (lemmy.today)
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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're short you get shortened, if you're tall you get tallened.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do they do if you’re average?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You’ve won the Procrustean lottery.