this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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Leg-shortening surgery should be an optional alternative to prison time. (lemmy.today)
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[โ€“] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So basically, the taller you are the more you can afford to embezzle. The entire NBA becomes corporate scapegoats overnight.

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I'm willing to both get stinking rich and no longer be in constant pain on airplanes