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38, never had a job, about to get one or starve. Sink or swim, parasite. You don't need a plan, you just start hitting up all the grocery stores, fast food joints and temp agencies before your supply of ramen runs out. Temp agencies will send anyone with a pulse to stack product on pallets at whatever factories are local.
If his parents were going to do this they should have done it 20 years ago, or preferably got him some help for whatever is wrong with him that's made him live like this. He's fucked if he doesn't have someone to room with. Entry level jobs aren't going to cover housing let alone food and other essentials.
Yeah, these are all things his parents had a duty and obligation to teach him and they failed.
I'm seeing it more and more. Parenting is hard so people don't even attempt it.
The 1960s called, they want their incredibly outdated job hunting advice back.
That advice worked into the 1990's, and even some in the 00's (at least in my GenXer direct experience). But it ain't working now, that's for sure.
Eh it worked 10 years ago as well, but I've not been in retail/entry level jobs for about that long. Just walk in or visit the store website and fill out an application. Turnover is so high in these shitty entry level roles that they're always looking for new blood
Heck a recruiter I talked to 8 years ago is still including me on mass texts about immediate openings at warehouses and factories for laborers with the most recent just a couple of days ago
Do these jobs suck? Yeah, but they'll hire anyone with a pulse who can show up sober, and oftentimes sobriety is optional. It'll get the person out of the house and earning some money which should help their mental state as well since staying inside 24/7 and having no structure to your life is a recipe for depression
Yes but have you tried introducing yourself to the manager with a firm handshake?
Y'all are doing it wrong, got to grab a bit lower to leave an impression.
If we’re talking about grocery stores, fast food, and gas stations that absolutely still works lmao.
Pretty much all the minimum wage places still have walk in job applications. Often times they’ll just interview you on the spot.
I'll be honest bud, I'm 40 and have continuously held a job since I was 14. But given the choice between destitution and your plan, I'd choose destitution. The parasite in this society isn't the fragile souls not capable of sustaining this abuse.
This comment is so outdated I had to blow the dust off of it before I read it, like an ancient clay tablet
I hope anon doesn't break his back carrying all those stones he carved his CV into. Good news is he can deliver his CV really quickly. Just chuck it at the window.
written like a true american. no soul, just work