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Wait, you guys don't have that? US I assume? Damn, does your government do anything?
It kills brown people
Oh, come on. It kills far more than just brown people.
They kill poor white people too on occasion so it balances out.
I don't think the federal government has a program like this, but I went through unemployment after getting laid off last year in Massachusetts and they had resources to help you find careers and training/qualifications and whatnot. Some of the dumbest, lowest empathy people you encounter bitch about Communist Taxachusetts non stop but we have it pretty good here compared to some other places in the Union.
The only thing our government actually does that's uncontroversial is running a bunch of parks, and even those are understaffed
Governments are for Communists.
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There are plenty of programs to help you get a job. Though, if you are 38, living with your parents, and never got off your ass to support yourself, the problem is you. A program that helps you get a job can't do shit for you if you are this unmotivated.