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Turn on my computer, boots super fast. Log in, I'm ready to compute in under a second. No AI in my face.
Thank you Linux.
Linus could do something funny and embed a copy of bonzi buddy with a tux skin in the kernel.
Then maintainers would not add that to their distro or you could easily recompile your kernel without it.
Linux noob: is recompiling your kernel a time consuming task?
5 minutes, 26 seconds. Arguably faster than a single Windows update installs.
https://openbenchmarking.org/test/pts/build-linux-kernel
The last time I had to recompile the Linux kernel was around 2013 or so, and it only took about the time it takes to go take a piss then go smoke a joint.
I'm a patient penguin...
Only gotta do it once for driver issues right?
Maybe? Right?
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add fortune; to .bashrc for occasional laughs.